Recent Blogs

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   There Might Be Nudity In The New Harry Potter Movie

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 4 Comments

   And a thousand fangirl voices cried simultaneously, "SNAPE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SACRED, WE MUST SEE SNAPE'S DANGLY BITS. HIS VOICE IS LIKE AN AMPLIFIER FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES." Director David Yates has revealed that the next Harry [...]
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   Video Of The Day: “Blueprint For The Perfect Woman”

   Posted by Yosef Solomon – Leave A Comment

   "I know a woman who can engage almost any man in conversation because she knows a lot about sports"
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   Lil’ Wayne’s House Sounds Awesome

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 6 Comments

   If I were going to tour anyone's house in hip-hop, ever, I'd probably want to tour Lil' Wayne's. Because it'd be like a carnival ride on linoleum. Which is also how Lil' Wayne described your last girlfriend, in his last batch of rhymes, "A carnival [...]
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   Tiger Taking A Break From Golf

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

   Hopefully, the media will take a break from golf and sex puns. Hopefully. We can pray for something like that, right? It's a Herculean enough request. ...]
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   Daily Link Roundup

   Posted by Phil Fuller – Leave A Comment

   Hipsters, gangsters, evil children, the death of print journalism, a drunk guy goes head-to-head with a high guy, a good reason not to bet your TV on a football game, awkward moments involving someone's mom being naked and inappropriate snowmen. Oh, [...]
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   This Is Sarah Palin’s Most Valiant Effort To Keep In The News

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

   How is it by this time? By claiming Obama's Nobel Prize speech was ripped straight from the pages of "Going Rogue," the memoir that she barely wrote. Please let this woman run for President. Please. [...]
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   Apparently, Men Suck At Giving Advice [Pic]

   Posted by Phil Fuller – Leave A Comment

   Of course, they do.
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   Duggar Mom Just Had 19th Child. Take That, Her Uterus.

   Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 3 Comments

   The Duggars, stars of the bizarre "18 Kids and Counting" show on TLC just had her 19th child. TLC used to stand for "The Learning Channel," however since the channel has started including shows like "18 Kids and Counting" in its lineup, which actual [...]
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   What’s More Emasulating Than Bambi for a Pet?

   Posted by Jeff Cagle – 4 Comments

   Tony Montana had a Bengal tiger. DMX has a slew of pit bulls. The Butera family has–a deer? Dillie the deer was brought into a veterinary clinic with multiple health problems [...]
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    Adrienne Bailon Leaked Photos!

    Posted by Justin Manford – 4 Comments

    Nude photos of Disney actress and former singer Adrienne Bailon leaked on the internet today, after her "laptop was stolen."

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