Hey. I know you don’t need another reason to hate Twitter, but I’m going to give you one. A large one. A large one with a gigantic ass. And her name is Kim Kardashian.
Paris Hilton will never really die, her soul will live on in whatever celebutarded successors she manages to cull out of the millions of wannabes that clog the streets of Los Angeles. And right now, the heir to her throne is Kim Kardashian. I’ll give someone 10,000 dollars if they can tell me what it is that Kim Kardashian does that is constructive. In any way, shape, or form.
What’s this diatribe leading to? Kim Kardashian, it has been revealed, is being paid up to 10,000. For tweeting. Those are individual tweets, not actively meeting a quota every day. Companies pay her 10,000 to endorse their products, as she has more than two million followers on Twitter. In fact, if you follow her, it would seem that all Kim Kardashian does all day is shill.
Look, I don’t mean to sound harsh, but I’ve seen Kim Kardashian. She has boobs and is relatively attractive. They even put her in a Carl’s Jr. commercial. But she’s too dumb to even be SEXY. She was eating her salad like she studying moves out of the fourth edition of the handbook of sexy clichés. And when a woman who is attractive and has boobs is too dumb to be sexy, what kind of products would she be able to push?
Helmets? Somebody explain this to me.