Comments on: Mormons: They’re Cooler Than Us Now

By: A Utahn

A Utahn — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 06:00:54 +0000

If bigotry, homophobia, intolerance, Glenn Beck, and magic underwear are cool, then yes, Mormons are cooler than us now.

By: More Man

More Man — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:04:04 +0000

You could also mention how Mormon’s are taking over Hanukkah with the sneaky Politician Orin Hatch and his Eight Days Of Hanukkah song. This should surprise no one considering that entire Galaxies have been “taken over” by Mormons. Gary Kurtz a Mormon produced Star Wars, and Glen A. Larsen produced Battle Star Galactica. Brandon Flowers has “taken over” the rock band The Killers with his Mormon music … he is a Mormon and his wife is a Sunday School teacher of children in Los Vegas. What’s more Mormon’s helped “take over” Iraq. Yep, it was a Mormon that located Saddam Hussein. What billions of dollars and unintelligent intelligence services couldn’t do, a private third class who was a Mormon did. Rascally Mormon’s always poking into things, Or putting two and two together… sort of like Glenn Beck who is slowly but surely taking over cable news or so is it seems. And who invented the T.V.? Was it a Mormon? Sneaky Mormons why didn’t they let someone else invent the T.V.? I guess Mormon’s are just too cruel to allow that to happen. Mormons always taking the initiative…what will they do next? Help fund a profamily initiative that saves family values when nobody else seems to care? You never know with these rascals. They have been known to do just about anything. Like invent surgical equipment, develop artificial heart and limb technology, and produce the T.V. series The Six Million Dollar Man. Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

By: Riverstone

Riverstone — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:00:17 +0000

I’m Mormon and I loved this article. Other than vampires and Napolean Dynamite, we’ve also claimed skiing/snowboarding, PIXAR and the sassy soul diva Gladys Knight. Citizens of the world: We WILL take over all the cool stuff, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us. Muaha.

By: Mormon and Queer

Mormon and Queer — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:29:29 +0000

HAHA, this is so true. Keep it up Daniel!!!!

By: sofa king

sofa king — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:52:43 +0000

Mormons have ALWAYS been cooler than Daniel Dominguez.

By: Wooget

Wooget — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:18:09 +0000

Who lets people write such sophmoric drivel and then publish it? That is so gay….

By: mj

mj — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:30:12 +0000

yet another shitty article

By: Bill Runolfson

Bill Runolfson — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:30:06 +0000

It is Joseph Smity not Johnathan, White shirts, and they are doing just fine thanks. They have the right to support their beliefs just like you have the right to support your beliefs. Get over it.

By: observer

observer — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:59:56 +0000

Pastel? Paisley? Missionaries wear white shirts, as do 99% of the men in an lds chapel.

Mormons will never become cool as long as people know about all the homophobic campaigning they fund on a state by state basis.