India Knows How To Have A Sex Scandal

By Mark Lorenz on December 28th, 2009

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I’ve said it once before, I’ll say it again. Because it bears repeating. The leaders of the US don’t know how to have a proper sex scandal. It’s always some sort of prolonged, lazy creep-fest like Congressmen hitting on their staff. But, as I’ve learned over the break, India knows how to party. An Indian governor was deposed after being videotaped with three women. AND HE’S 86.

ND Tiwari, the governor of Andhra Pradesh, resigned as soon as the scandal broke . Imagine the oldest man in the US Senate. It could be any of them. Literally, they’re all ancient white men. Congress is like an entire room filled with clones of Gandalf the Grey. Then imagine him getting into a scandal that was actually sexy. Because the Senate seem to be sexless, save for creepy relationships. In India and Italy, the old men know how to get down.

Three women on tape. This is no reason to remove a man from power. That’s no reason to remove a man from anything. If anything, this man should be made king of India, and any and all of the regions that surround it.

For comparison, think of Robert Byrd caught with two extraordinarily hot strippers. THAT would be a scandal.

Actually, don’t think about it. Shower. Because you’ll need it.

ND has moved to Delhi. And claims he was set up. Don’t hate the player. He’s on the right, in the photo.

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