Gene Simmons is used to rocking people’s faces off with KISS. His band of angry clowns playing their pentatonic scales on elevated boots in front of his legion of painted whores yelling for blood and passage to the fabled Detroit Rock City. One thing Gene Simmons doesn’t like doing? Pictures.
A couple is suing Gene Simmons for allegedly roughing them up, and not in a sexy Gene Simmons roughing-up way. Not in a way he’s purportedly famous for. How frightening would that be, if you were attacked, unprovoked by Gene Simmons? He seems like he could be a dick, but if I were to get assaulted at random by a member of one of rock’s most theatrical groups, I would want him to be in full make-up. With those crazy bat-wing capes. Which he would have to flare before charging, similar to a deranged bull.
Nathan Marlowe and wife Cynthia Manzo claimed that while getting photos of the rocker in the Grove in Los Angeles, they asked him a question regarding monogamy. This caused Simmons to fly into a rage. How ridiculous is that? Monogamy is like Gene’s Hulk-word cue.
“MONOGAMY?! GENE SIMMONS SMASH CAMERA.”
The couple filed a restraining order against Gene Simmons, which was thrown out. Presumably because Gene Simmons doesn’t have time to stalk people who aren’t Gene Simmons. Also because their story probably isn’t true.
GENE SIMMONS GOTS TO EAT.
Comments
Gokemidoro
December 26th, 2009 - 9:54:02 PM
C'mon, Simmons is an old guy now. Apparently a bit crotchety, too. I would bet that he took it much like I would-Imagine a question like that out of the blue. No "Hey, it's Gene Simmons! Hey dude, give me some skin and an autograph!", but "Yo, simmons, how many b****** you done?" You know how many questions follow an answer to that? I'd be a bit purturbed, too.
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Houdini
December 29th, 2009 - 1:04:28 PM
Listen I was at a concert in Albany and a friend and I just like walked onto there van as they were leaving to ask for an autograph. Gene was like just give us a min to sit down and you are welcome to come on in. Peter was a bit nervous but all in all Gene was the most outgoing. I guess what I'm getting at is if you said something to me that I didnt like I would attack you also.
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