And it wasn’t for being in Two and a Half Men. I’m amazed that show is still on. Not only is the writing insanely lazy, but it makes me want to do things like arrest Charlie Sheen on a Christmas. And that’s not his fault. But it IS his fault that he was arrested on charges of domestic violence.
Charlie Sheen has had a rough life finding ways to balance out his insanity with wealth and privilege. First spiraling between out-of-control drug use and excessive rail-doing off of prostitutes, then excessive prostitute using and out-of-control rail use, and you get the idea. He also had a messy divorce with Denise Richards, or as I know her, DR. CHRISTMAS JONES. Christmas Jones alleged that Charlie still did drugs and allegedly looked at young naked girls on the internet. Bam.
Anyway, this is all leading to the news that Charlie Sheen was arrested on a domestic violence call at 8:34 am. 8:34 AM. You know how much of an ass you have to be to not only commit domestic violence on Christmas, but commiting it before everyone is fully awake and full of delicious Christmas croissants? Provided the charges are true?
Sheen is being held without bond at the Pitkin County Jail until his first court appearance. Where he might be a client of LAWYER CHRISTMAS JONES, if we’re lucky.
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