EVERYONE, REPORT THE THE VATICAN CITY MOSH PIT. WE’RE GONNA GET ALL GOGOL BORDELLO UP IN HERE.
Christmas Eve mass in the Vatican seems like it’d be a lot of fun. You have statues by brilliant sculptors, an immense sense of history, and a rowdy crowd chomping at their bits, ready to get the party started. Ready to go crazy. So crazy that they might body-check the pope in their enthusiasm for the birthday of the little baby Jesus. To be fair, back home, I’m ready to body-check the pope. Maybe we can make that a colloquialism for being excited. “EXCITED? I COULD BODY-CHECK THE POPE.”
The pope, Benedict XVI, was walking down the main aisle to begin Christmas Eve mass in St. Peter’s Basilica, when a random lady BROUGHT THE METAL. She jumped the barrier and knocked the Pope over then was promptly knocked over by security. Vatican officials said the woman was mentally ill. That seems to be the MO of people who attack things at the Vatican, like the woman who attacked Michelangelo’s Pieta. The woman was arrested and is rumored to be the same woman who tried the stunt last year.
I would not want to assault the Pope. I don’t his security staff would be very sympathetic. I’d probably feel especially guilty afterward, just from touching him.
I’m kidding. I bet the Pope’s a great guy.
Merry Christmas Eve, fella.
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Comments
Anonymous
December 24th, 2009 - 5:24:56 PM
You are an idiot. From your disrespectful, sacreligious smart ass mouth to God's ears. You don't get that you'll have to answer to this "mocking" report when you come face to face with our Lord? Of course, your response will now be even more mocking and filled with ignorance. Very obvious and transparent.
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Mark Lorenz
December 24th, 2009 - 5:43:26 PM
I think he has more important things to worry about. Merry Christmas.
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MN
December 24th, 2009 - 7:23:09 PM
I agree with Mark 1000000000000%
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Getoverit
December 26th, 2009 - 7:53:44 AM
I would love to shake the hand of the woman who did the shoving. Why do people think the pope is holy anyway? He puts his pants on one leg at the time like everyone else. The Bible says "all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" includes the pope too. He's NOT holy. In fact, there is a reason the words pope and catholic are NOT in the Bible, they have nothing to do with God, christianity, or Jesus Christ. The Vatican is a moneymaking machine and all catholics and popes will answer to God at Judgment for deceiving millions of people and slaughtering millions in the name of the catholic church.
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Getoverit
December 26th, 2009 - 8:00:35 AM
Ask yourself: If the catholics are so close to the Cross, why have they (1) molested tens of thousands of children? (2) why did several monsignors, bishops and at least two cardinals join the likes of Martin Frankel for the sole purpose of ripping people out of millions of dollars? (3) why did the pope and the Vatican throw b-day parties for Hitler? (4) why did the pope and several cardinals give sanctuary to the German officers who killed the Jews and then help them flee to South America? (5) why did the nuns in Ireland who ran orphanages filled with children whose parents were killed in WWII allow the local priests and bishops to walk the halls and "choose" which children they would molest? (6) why did the cardinals (including Law) merely transfer the molesting priests to new churches, thereby condoning their molestations? (7) why did the cardinals talk the prosecutors and judges out of sending the molesting priests to jail where they belonged? In the end, ask yourself: If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it must be a duck. Ergo: If it looks evil and acts evil, IT IS EVIL.
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Gokemidoro
December 27th, 2009 - 5:32:03 PM
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