He also tried to unlike some of their wicked pictures, and trashed their selections of movies for the fifteen film share. He was all, “Harold and Maude? Nothing happens in that movie, 5-0. Nothing happens. I watch Con Air, because it’s like me outwitting you…IN THE AIR.”
When you have a conversation of whose got the biggest clanging steel balls next, be sure to mention Craig Lynch. He’s a UK criminal who was convicted of aggravated burglary, and managed to escape from his open prison like an angry Tim Robbins circa 1996. Only one tiny detail: he couldn’t keep away from social networking sites. He’s been updating his status with series of information as to what he’s doing, eating, and possibly going to have sex with. I kid you not.
That’s when you know you have a problem. If you’ve escaped from prison, just leave well enough alone. You don’t have to twitter your details, take pictures of your food and street-signs near where you may be located. Haven’t you seen Ocean’s Eleven? What did those guys do? They kept quiet. And they walked away with millions. Even though you might not walk away with millions, it would be beneficial to keep quiet to keep what you have.
Craig has updated his Facebook picture. It’s now him giving the cops the finger. Cops don’t like it if you taunt them, Craig. That’s how the beatings start. Or in the UK, harsh talking.
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