Shredder Hoodie Will Make You Cooler Than Everyone Else

By Mark Lorenz on December 21st, 2009

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Have you ever wanted a hoodie that’ll make you stand out in the crowd,  but don’t want to be creepy enough to wear a Pedobear hoodie or a Pikachu hoodie, or any other hoodie that starts with a P? There’s a good solution. Shredder is here for you. To hold your arms and chest like only a super-villain can.

When will this wave of 80’s nostalgia end? In electro-pop, ridiculous fashions, sideways ponytail television remakes, with the hippin’ and the hoppin’ and the kids and their music…

…anyway. The hoodie retails for about 60 bucks and is being produced by vintage t-shirt warehouse extraordinaire 80’s tees.

You want to dress up like Shredder? Why not Rat King, or Master Splinter? What’s the age limit for wearing a hoodie like this? Why does Pitchfork Media hate everything except for Animal Collective?

The 80’s nostalgia is hitting a fever pitch. They’re selling Star Wars caps for 70 dollars. 70 dollars. For shiny hats that are shaped like Star Wars characters. If you’re dropping 70 bucks to wear Star Wars lids, you can invest 3 grand in a gigantic light-up sign that says please punch me in the face, and staple it to your back.

But a Shredder hoodie? That’d I’d buy.