Come Dasher, come Dancer, come Prancer and Vixen. On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen. And…what are you doing? No, get away from that ice. No! Tell your families to get out of here! Run reindeer, run! Oh, god, it’s a madhouse! A madhouse!
In news sure to make children cry, 300 reindeer died tragically. Granted, this was in mid-November. So not that tragic….OH GOD, THINK OF THE REINDEER. Scandinavian herders were horrified when a large group of reindeer were trying to cross a frozen river. Apparently they got into a disaster mood. One reindeer at the head turned back, interrupting all the other reindeer, causing pandemonium, and the ice to crack. 300 reindeer died tragically. The villagers who own the reindeer are from a town called Sirge, and it’ll put a kibosh on their finances, as reindeer are worth a lot.
That’s not even the worst part of the story. Other than reindeer being really sweet animals, and a symbol of Christmas.
That part would be the raging debate of what to do with the carcasses of the 300 dead reindeer. One company even wanted to grind them up into biofuel. So think of that, children, when you’re trying to catch them on your roof on Christmas morning. If you do, they may die. And nice men will have to come and run them through a grinder to help power your cars.
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