I knew my female friend, who shall go unnamed, liked kinky things.
The first time I met her I was asked to help her move, and while moving some things out of her closet I noticed a bunch of whips hanging on the wall. I thought to myself, “This gal is kinky, I should get to really befriending her.” Since then, after years of not having sex, we’ve come to enjoy each others company, and I get the added benefit of, while enjoying her company, pretending she is holding a whip while we’re both sitting there talking about how excited we are that the new Mario Bros. game is coming out soon.
Then I got this letter in my email that said, “Hey check out what _____’s ex-boyfriend invented.” I assumed it would be a cactus that sings “Sympathy For The Devil” or a coffee cup with a picture of Dilbert on it, but instead it was the thing pictured above. The description the website provides of its use isn’t very specific though. It just says, “[the leather dog mask] is ready for hard play and long term wear.” I would encourage any one leaving comments on this post to describe what they think the leather dog mask is actually intended for. I know that if I was to purchase the leather dog mask I would almost certainly mostly use it either for wearing while changing my son’s diapers, or for getting the mail.
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