Holy (Crap/Shit/Sweet Jesus) I can’t believe how (fucking/goddamn/wicked) badass this (new invention/woman’s body part/unusual animal/ action film) is. The freaking (part of the film/woman’s body part/video of the unusual animal having sex or fighting he found on YouTube) totally ruled. I mean, what the F?!?!?!
I told my (girlfriend/wife/friend that is a woman, but that won’t have sex with me) about it and she totally (didn’t get it/wasn’t paying attention), so I was like (repeats the description of the part of the film/woman’s body part/video of the unusual animal having sex or fighting) and she (freaking/fucking/totally) left the room! What a B!!!
But my bro (Kevin/Jamest/K-Dog) totally got it. He was like, “You gotta love (them titties/the part of the film/a specific part of the video of the unusual animals explained in unnecessarily graphic detail).” Yeah bro, (Kevin/James/K-Dog) is a trip.
So then I got a couple (Heinekens/shots of Jack Daniels/joints) and got wasted off of that (shit/shit) and checked out (the woman’s body part/the movie/the YouTube clip of the animals having sex or fighthing), and it was like 30 (million/billion/ bajillion) fucking times as good!
Fuck!
I mean, seriously (dude/guys/dudes and guys) you gotta check that shit out because it is so (dank/rad/awesome/dank-diggity) that you will (cream your jeans/flip the FUCK out/die laughing/get convicted of statutory rape).
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