Celebrities Need Things, Too: And for those things that money can’t buy, you can petition God or Santa Claus. These celebs went for the latter. (Holy Taco)
There Once Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe: The 10 most bizarre homes from around the world. (Yep Yep)
Mom! I Thought I Told You to Stay Out of My Room: Five reasons to hate Facebook. (Ego TV Online)
If You Had to do a Handstand Every Time You Took a Piss: Straight out of “Reservoir Dogs,” two women glue a cheating man’s penis to his stomach. Based on the women’s mug-shots, I’d say a sticky wiener is the least of his problems. (Chicago Breaking News)
Epic Wave is Epic: It really is. (i am bored)
The Innocence of a Child: Some people are just born kind of screwed up. They probably learned from these rotten TV kids. (Guyism)
There Once Was a Man From Nantucket: 5 animals that can do amazing things. With their penises. Or their peni? (Cracked)
A Day In The Life: The Internet is a really, really huge place. Who knew? (The Chive)
In Case You Needed A Reminder That Families Can Suck: What would happen if the greatest minds of the modern era had their Wikipedia pages edited by their families? (College Humor)
Train vs. Stuck Truck: You already know who’s gonna win, kind of like every time Manny Pacquiao fights, but it’s still fun to watch. (Break.com)
Beer At a Party? Brilliant!: A brilliant flow chart to help make decisions for you, like what you should be drinking right now. (Tasty Booze)
Darth Vader Reads Jane Austin: Also, he hasn’t been paid for “Return of The Jedi” because it hasn’t turned a profit yet. (Gamma Squad)
Maybe You Should Lay Off The Sauce: How to build your own Dionysian temple/winery. (MadeMan)
Because She Was Hot Once Upon A Time: Mary Tyler Moore. (Real TV Addict)
