You like Star Wars? I love Star Wars. The original movies were like the holy grail of special effects and storytelling for their time. But one thing I would never do is buy a bed that is Star Wars themed. Thankfully, the world is a beautiful place and other people don’t share my viewpoints, which is why the Millenium Falcon bed exists.
That’s right, the Millenium Falcon bed. It’s the bed that’ll make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. It may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.
The bed was designed by Kayla Kromer, who previously designed a hamburger bed. Possibly due to Juno’s influence on her. The hamburger bed was sold to the highest bidder on eBay, so she took it on herself to design a Star Wars themed bed next.
It’s no ordinary bed, though. It comes complete with a starfield projector, working tail-lights, and smuggling pouches. You know, smuggling pouches. For all your spice (read: drug) smuggling needs. Or your sleeping medication.
I can’t wait to see who buys this. Because a few things could be said of the kind of person who would buy this bed. And that is: he’s not a moon, he’s a space-station.
Comments
brian
December 14th, 2009 - 10:34:23 AM
i don't know. i mean, context w/r/t this sort of thing matters. for instance, setup in your parents basement -- yeah, not a good look. but if you had some super-modern loft, this would look super badass in it. get you in all them guts.
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