Paper cards are so Y2K, but e-cards are the best thing since sliced bread! As such, we have rounded up the best holiday e-cards of the season, so you can surprise your loved ones (or enemies). Plus you’ll get bonus points for going green!
10. Elf Yourself Cards
JibJab.com has created the most entertaining and simple Christmas cards on the web. Simply upload photos of you, your loved ones or friends, and watch your newly “elfed” selves dance, jig and drop to the jump splits. Words fail as to how endlessly amusing seeing your Grandfather in an elf suit doing a shimmy can be. Trust me.
9. Rascal the Worlds Ugliest Dog
The adorable e-card of the frightful looking little pup, singing an operatic Christmas carol rendition of “Silent Night,” is both convincing and cheerful. If only Christmas carolers were as in tune as Rascal I’d gladly open my home to the gaggle of carolers knocking at my door during the holidays. Hey, why not try to get the ugliest dog to sing for you.
8. Chippendales Christmas
Nothing screams Christmas like shirtless men writhing and touching their bodies while semi-porn techno music thumps in the background. Not just that, but you can add your little faces on the hunks bodies, working as
both fantasy and inspiration to put down the eggnog and get your ass to the gym.
7. JC & The Gang
Come on, admit it. While you’re hanging up your mistletoe and deciding whether or not your Christmas tree should have a color scheme, you’re also forgetting to sing Happy Birthday to Jesus. Though, when someone does do this (and I’ve been present at such an event) it does take everyone off guard. At least JC’s gang remembered to bring gifts.
6. Someecards
The snark of the Someecards team never gets old, and when e-cards that say things like, “I hope your Christmas display doesn’t incinerate your home and your loved ones,” or, “Your gift to me was so wonderful that I think you’ve been cheating,” the holiday gets that extra kick of sass that’s necessary when everything is all sugary sweet, joy, peace and all that shiz.
5. Dress up the Snowman by Liquid Generation
Less work that bundling up your lazy hibernating ass and going outside to dress a snowman. Let’s just say this is the “updated” version. Plus, you never have carrots when you need one for the nose.
4. “Can’t Wrap This” by American Greetings
The dancing midget really does it all. Plus, you’ll find yourself getting into the holiday cheer because you’ll be tempted to bust out your old hammer pants and entertain your company — with the Hammer dance.
3. Top Five Pickup Lines at North Pole
Watching little people just never gets old, hence the popularity of the network TLC.
2. Menorah Hora
Watching yourself do ridiculous things will make anyone smile, so dance around the menorah and reach out to some old friend or family members with this one.
1. Santas Cookies
It’s morbid in a way to see Santa chow down on a cookie’s creaming face, and then you sit there wondering, “I wonder if they could feel the pain…?” You’ll never look at a cookie the same way again.
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