And a thousand fangirl voices cried simultaneously, “SNAPE. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SACRED, WE MUST SEE SNAPE’S DANGLY BITS. HIS VOICE IS LIKE AN AMPLIFIER FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRIES.” Director David Yates has revealed that the next Harry Potter movie will have sexual organs. And they will be uncovered.
I really hope this is one of the stories that people leak to the media in order to see how gullible they are. Either that, or that there’s not just a little bit of nudity. It’s a constant thread throughout the movie. That Harry Potter runs through the halls of Hogwarts in just his kit, horrifying the recent additions to the witching and wizard school. Or Dumbledore is just naked constantly. Constantly. And sipping on drinks with little umbrellas in them. Uncovered sexual organs would be a scandalous proposition in a movie for kids, but even more so that they are male sexual organs. As it turns out, Daniel Radcliffe is, supposedly, going to be naked in the film, in a scene where his character, Harry, is battling a monster with Ron and Hermione. The monster uses magic to show a scene of Hermione and Harry together to enrage Ron.
And to arouse you, audience member. To arouse you. Also, “There is another scene in King’s Cross station, where Harry almost dies and sees Dumbledore. In that scene, he will also be naked.”
It’s nice to know we can prioritize things to the media, as filmmakers. “The movie’s great. Also, here’s a list of scenes with penis.”
Comments
max
December 14th, 2009 - 11:15:07 AM
no problem with dangly potter bits if it comes with some hermione action too -- oooh la la!
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thatonedude
December 15th, 2009 - 9:51:39 PM
why, harry? i want to see Hermione naked.
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bill
December 18th, 2009 - 9:48:01 PM
for the love of god, they cant even make a childs movie anymore with out putting tht garbage in there
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Baaaalls
July 29th, 2010 - 11:08:18 PM
Kinda glad that it's MALE naked for once...and not for comedy. Most male nudity in movies is comedic, whereas female is almost always sexual. If this does happen, I'm not gunna be upset in the least. Well, aside from the fact this this movie is also for kids, I mean, if they do wind up with some that isn't sexual, I don't see a problem. Although, if I remember that scene from the book, Ron is about to stab the locket and it attempts to turn him on Harry with a scene of Harry and Hermione being intimate. Kay, just curios, but why are male bits worse than female? Seems a little sexist. Naked is naked.
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