Hopefully, the media will take a break from golf and sex puns too. Hopefully. We can pray for something like that, right? It’s a Herculean enough request.
In light of his 13 mistresses coming our of their caves, nightclubs, and craggy rocks where they rest to try to rejuvenate their youth, Tiger has issued a press release stating that he will be spending more time with, and working on his family. If I were his wife, I’d be mad and Swedish enough to chew through his clubs.
“After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person. Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.”
Soul Searching is actually the name of nightclub in Newport. Too soon? Oh, come on.
One by one, Tiger’s sponsors are dropping off. His Gatorade line has been discontinued, his Tag Hauer advertisements pulled from Australia, and Gillette is limiting his appearance in their razor commercials. Keep in mind, 90% of Tiger’s income comes from endorsements.
Barring something REALLY interesting, this’ll be the last bit of news about Tiger Woods. If only.
Comments
james
December 14th, 2009 - 11:34:30 AM
come back Tiger! golf needs you
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MJ
December 14th, 2009 - 6:51:22 PM
no golf does not need him. the PGA tour went on fine when he was injured and will go on well after he is gone.
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