Really, she does. Come on, she’s going to do crazy things until you look at her boobs. So you might as well click and look at them now. She’s dead serious about this too. If you don’t look at her boobs, guys, she might do something completely off the wall, like put a gun in her mouth.
Only she did that LAST week. What, you think Tila’s going to go back and start playing her greatest hits? Au contraire, she’s going to pull out the new club-banging crazy on you. Tila Tequila was seen at the red carpet of Snoop Dogg’s album release party with the troubled heiress to Johnson & Johnson, Casey Johnson. Who is supposedly Tila’s fiancee. And also out on bail for robbery and theft. She flashed the photographers, made out with Casey, and basically was a walking reason not to ever get involved in the Los Angeles nightlife.
Basically, Tila is running out of ways to be off the wall. I recommend she release an album of spoken word poetry and declare her ambitions to become the next Helmut Newton. Then she can stand on her head and perform Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music in its entirety.
Just look at her boobs. Make her happy.
Comments
No comments.