Duggar Mom Just Had 19th Child. Take That, Her Uterus.

By Daniel Dominguez on December 11th, 2009

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The Duggars, stars of the bizarre “18 Kids and Counting” show on TLC, just had her 19th child. TLC used to stand for “The Learning Channel,” however, since the channel has started including shows like “18 Kids and Counting” in its lineup, which actually makes its viewers know less than before they started watching it, they have decided to officially change the name of the channel to TTYM, or “Take That, Your Mind.”

The Duggars are part of an obscure sect of Christianity known as Quiverfull, which focuses on right-wing values and forcing the wives of Quiverfull men to crap out as many children as humanly possible. Quiverfull children tend to wear pastel colors, have flat-top haircuts, and have hellfire spewing from empty sockets instead of eyes.

Michelle Duggar, or as she is known to her husband, Fodder, has spent most of her adult life pregnant. She is the “lucky” mother of 19 children. A feat only previously accomplished by opossums, and the damned.

When reached for comment, Michelle Duggar pointed to her broken lower body, made a low moaning noise, and then fell back into the dreamless coma from which she rarely wakes.

The wacky exploits of the Duggars can be seen on “18 Kids and Counting” on TLC, until the year 2012, when the Duggar children combine together to form a seven-headed dragon that sits in judgment of the wicked, devouring sinners and sending them to Hell.

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