Daily Link Roundup

By Phil Fuller on December 10th, 2009

Relinquish Control: When you can’t make up your mind, it’s always good to have a good flow-chart handy to make up your mind for you. (HolyTaco)

Kodak Moment: This photo was taken at the very moment that the kids in it were scarred for life. You can even see the look of developing psychological trauma on their faces. (Guyism)

Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me: Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not watching you. (i am bored)

The Good Old Days: A student shows off his retro cool.

Trust Me, I’m A Jedi: Nerdy girls are really hot. (The Chive)

What Are Your Intentions Toward Our Daughter?: A guide to acting like a suave mofo and impressing your girlfriend’s parents over the holidays. Rule #1: Don’t use the term “mofo.” (Ego TV Online)

Chuck Norris vs. Steven Segal: Steven Seagal amps up for his his new lawman series and reveals that if he had a few superpowers, he’d be able to beat up Chuck Norris. (Cracked)

Suckers: It’s a really good idea to invite a bunch of drunk people to a fake Twilight: New Moon screening, sit them down in the theatre and then tell them that they got duped and there’s no movie. It’s an even better idea to tell them like this. (Funny Or Die)

Awkward Moments: So much easier to take when rapped over a hip-hop beat. (CollegeHumor)

Christmas Cheer: I once heard a vicious rumor that the suicide rate jumps during the holiday season, and while I can’t verify whether that’s true, it seems very likely based on all the holiday crap you’ve gotta put up with. (FunnyCrave)

Return of The Jedi Could Have Been More Like “Inland Empire”: David Lynch discusses turning down the Star Wars film back in the day. (GammaSquad)

A Man of Authority: You can get chicks by getting authority. Unless the chicks you’re after are Anarchist-hippie-Crimethinc.-types, and then you’re outta luck. (Twirlit)