As a lover of both burgers and tits, it’s hard for me to choose which I prefer. Well okay, it’s tits. And since the honchos at Burger King UK are probably aware that most of their target demo would make the same choice, they’ve decided to launch a web-based ad campaign called “Singing in the Shower,” which features a delectable babe singing a pop song every morning at 9:30 a.m. I’m not sure about the time zone, how long she’s on, why she’s singing (or in the shower), or what the fuck any of that has to do with Whoppers, but–oh wait, I just got that. Whoppers.
There’s some good news and some bad news, though. First the bad news: although the site requires users to enter their birth dates to lock out the curious kiddies, the burger babe doesn’t get naked. Instead, she showers in a bikini. The good news, especially if you’re a sick fuck like me, is that you get to vote on the song she sings (my vote is for the mute button) and what bikini she wears. Your choices are a bikini top that resembles two burgers, one that looks like two fried eggs, and two other less delicious choices. Kind of reminds me of the arcade classic Burger Time.
But as if that weren’t enough, Burger King is sweetening the deal by pimping one of these chicks out to its greasy customers:
One seriously lucky person will get to share a couple of Breakfast Big Fillers and pancakes with our sizzling shower babe in the London Leicester Square Burger King restaurant – you never know, it just might be the start of something beautiful (and she might even sing for you)!
Because as we all know, there’s nothing super-hot babes find more attractive than overweight contest winners jamming fries into their snackholes by the fistful. Nonetheless, I’m holding out hope that burger-tits catch on domestically. Then again, if they find a way to shoehorn that creepy plastic-headed king into the mix, count me out.
Either way, check out the “Singing in the Shower” site, which, one way or another, will make you salivate.
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