In the grand tradition of McDonald’s University, clown college, and the University of Phoenix, the television show “Lost” has finally received its very own university. And by finally, I mean that no one expected the news, or had hoped that it would be the case. Like all great universities, and the Halo movie, Lost University was first announced at last year’s San Diego Comic-Con.
In fact, in this regard Harvard is the only black sheep of the prestigious universities, as it is the only great university that was not first announced to the public at a comic book convention, rather it was first announced to the public at a Siouxie Sioux and the Banshees one-nighter at the Roxy on Christmas Day in December, 1886.
The Lost University is the brainchild of the creators of the TV series, who during the day are ordinary TV show writers, but at night combine together to form the dread alien Darkseid, who came to Earth in 1937 to destroy Superman and turn all of humanity into a slave race of mindless, sightless warriors.
At Lost University students will be taught by actual USC and UCLA professors on all manner of topics related to the show, including: physics, ancient hieroglyphics, and nameless dread. At the end of the course students can elect either to receive a diploma, or to have sex with Jorge Garcia.
Thus far, not a single student who has gone through the University has chosen the diploma.
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