If there’s anything we know in the world of blogging, it’s that celebrity news and titties get hits, and Perez Hilton is close to being borderline retarded. Literally. Like, he can barely formulate a sentence. I might’ve been told hilarious stories of this during my hiring process, which I am considering posting along with badly shopped pictures of penises.
But he thinks he’s a princess now, because his blog pulls in some hits and gets some ad revenue. Which is what makes a scheduling error at the KTLA stations go from banal and mundane, to hilarious. Perez was booked for a 9:20 AM appearance to spread the word about his book, available soon in bargain bins, and his staff had him arriving at 8 AM. He insisted on being moved up, but wasn’t, because he wasn’t Snoop Dogg, who was also booked. He spent the hour blogging his disdain, after KTLA gave him an office to work in, and when it was time for his interview to come, he said the station could interview him on Skype. Princess Perez then demanded a retraction, or on-air apology, and got eviscerated by the KTLA staff. Enjoy the video. It’s pretty hilarious watching news anchors trashing guests for being douche-bags.