Anyone who’s done any factory work can attest to how boring it can be. You just kind of hang out and do the same thing over and over and over, and the time creeps by slower than Sarah Palin trying to polish off Chekhov’s “The Cherry Orchard.” It gets to the point where you’re willing to do just about anything to make the time go by faster. Like stab your eyeballs out with a Phillips head screwdriver (only works twice!) or driving your forklift like…well…
