Roman Polanski was sentenced to house arrest while awaiting the determination by courts. He’s waiting to see whether or not they plan to extradite and prosecute him for his alleged 1978 statutory rape of a 13 year old girl. Whatever your opinion about Roman Polanski’s guilt or innocence (I’m on the fence myself), you gotta admit, his living conditions while he awaits prosecution are pretty fucking swank.
Roman Polanski’s jail is his luxury Alpine resort located at the base of the world renowned Swiss Alps. Most people who are arrested and await trial have to spend that time in actual jail, unless they can afford bail, which means that they live in a concrete cell roughly two thirds the length of their own body. They get an hour or exercise a day, and must eat old bread and meat served to them by angry unfeeling prison workers.
Roman Polanski’s jail include a personal staff hired to attend to his needs, 180-thread count sheets on a king size bed, a roaring fireplace, and a view of laughing attractive women having fun while they ski. Other amenities include a $150,000 French Pomeranian that can bark Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata”, and a 1,200 square foot room carved entirely out of chocolate that was specially designed to be able to give you orgasms while you sleep.
In contrast to the orgasm room made out of chocolate, most people who are in Roman Polanski’s position are at some point stabbed for running out of cigarettes to trade.
Comments
Bob
December 5th, 2009 - 9:17:59 AM
Poor journalism and not funny at all !
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