Miley Cyrus Gets A Tattoo (With Pics)

By Mark Lorenz on December 4th, 2009

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What’s this mean for us men? It’s  a matter of time before the sex tape.

Miley Cyrus: teen idol. High-pitched squealer of anthems that drive the under 15 crowd batty. Soon to be appearing on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, or slowly circling the fame drain. But for now? She’s riding high. So high, she’s decided to get her chest inked.

I’ve said it once before, I’ll say it again. Miley Cyrus amazes me. The fact that she changed her name from Destiny Hope to Miley Cyrus is just one reason. It’s like a white-trash upgrade. Then, beyond that, the fact that her name is Miley Cyrus, she’s got oodles of money, and has yet to get pregnant. Also amazing. But it’ll be fun to watch the inevitable downfall of the entitled, as it is. And here’s the start. Miley Cyrus got inked.

Any guesses as to what it says? “Property of Billy-Ray?” “Über-Destiny?” “I’m not a duck, goddammit, stop asking me if I am.” Nope, just a song lyric. Or a reminder. It says, “Just Breathe.” In case her lower brain forgets to kick in, or somebody sees her naked.

The legal age to get inked is typically 17. Which means her guardian said it was okay.