All Men Watch Porn, According To Science

Porn-1This just sounds like a storyline from some sort of contemporary sitcom. When scientists were going to do a survey on the sexual habits of people who haven’t viewed porn between those that have, they couldn’t find a single man who hadn’t. Not. A Single. One.

I know you’re asking, not a single one? Not. A. Single. One. And this study was conducted at the University of Montreal, so I’m sure they had access to Inuits. And even the Inuits had seen pornography. I’d be willing to wager that every man on this earth have seen some form of pornography, including isolated tribes in the rain-forests of South America. They probably have porn of Inuits.

Because they couldn’t find a man whose eyes weren’t defiled, they instead had to make it a study of the sexual habits of males who view porn. And the results? They were all completely normal. They didn’t have any weird habits, and preferred pornography that reflected their sexual interests. So none of that stuff where they have a dude pretend to break into a sleeping girl’s house. Or horses. Or midgets. Or midget horses.

Ladies, the next time you get angry about your man watching pornography, remember, you can’t prevent nature. You can only contain it.

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