Hey, children. Did I ever tell you about the great Goldman Sachs massacre of ought nine?
Twas when groups of bankers were being frightened by the proletariat, so they bought guns. But then they tried to do high volume trading with them and wound up killing 100 people.
In a news story that was reported, oddly enough, by the people at Bloomberg (who we can only assume are also loading up on guns), bankers from Goldman Sachs have increasingly been shopping around for fire-ams to defend themselves from an angry public. Isn’t that the weirdest mental picture? Just somebody who’s completely loaded to the walls, in their underwear, clutching a snub-nose revolver, talking about the commoners robbing them of their wealth. That just made me happy. There’s really no moral to this story. You can stop reading it now. Bankers are buying guns.
Hey bankers, you shouldn’t be afraid of the public robbing you. Or you should be afraid in the right ways. Cause if I had to make a bet between bankers and the people who are incredibly angry at bankers, who would win in a fight, I’d say our side would probably shoot better.
The story, and more depressing financial news can be found here.
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