Free Stuff You Need: Hot Mormon T-Shirts

By Phil Fuller on December 2nd, 2009

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At Manolith, we’re always working on ways to get you through the week with as little weeping and gnashing of teeth as possible. And this week, we’ve got a prize package that just might do the trick. We know that for you to be the envy of all your friends, you need to stroll into your local hipster dive wearing the most ironic t-shirt in the joint. You don’t need to be ashamed of it. We’ve got you covered.

This week, we’re giving away t-shirts from the fine folks that brought you the Hot Mormon Muffins calendar. See, in addition to calendars featuring sexy girls that we assume are LDS, they also make cool, ironic t-shirts that’ll make you the envy of your friends and family. C’mon. You know you want one.

Here’s how to enter!

- All you have to do is leave a comment below with your favorite ironic t-shirt slogan.

FIVE lucky winners will be chosen randomly. Giveaway ends Wednesday 12/09/09. Winners will be reached by email, and announced on the blog on 12/09/09.

NOTE: Please use a valid e-mail address.

Entries limited to US and Canada only.

Comments

  1. JOHN BISHOP

    December 2nd, 2009 - 7:13:42 AM

    WHEN I KILL ALL I FEEL IS THE RECOIL (HUNTING0

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  2. Iffy

    December 2nd, 2009 - 7:26:37 AM

    Mario is my shroom dealer

    2

  3. Charlie

    December 2nd, 2009 - 7:27:59 AM

    I can paint a picture with a pen.

    3

  4. james jay

    December 2nd, 2009 - 7:30:04 AM

    GOT WOOD? (The shirt Ed wears on shaun of the dead)

    4

  5. CJ

    December 2nd, 2009 - 7:52:52 AM

    "Your Dad should have pulled out"

    5

  6. Kerry Smith

    December 2nd, 2009 - 8:26:12 AM

    SURF THE BALTIC It was a cool shirt with a viking ship on it. Plus I live in Utah now and would wear the t-shirt proudly.

    6

  7. wtimadams

    December 2nd, 2009 - 9:15:38 AM

    The dinosaurs deserved it.

    7

  8. Andy Westby

    December 2nd, 2009 - 10:09:43 AM

    Hung like a Dinosaur

    8

  9. Joseph Sage

    December 2nd, 2009 - 11:41:44 AM

    Maybe if my t-shirt is funny enough someone will love me

    9

  10. RJQ

    December 2nd, 2009 - 12:02:38 PM

    Ich bin eine deutsche bag. It had a bubbly little cartoon bag big big googlie eyes.

    10

  11. Psychopoo

    December 2nd, 2009 - 12:18:31 PM

    Camouflage t-shirt that said "you can't see me"

    11

  12. David

    December 2nd, 2009 - 1:25:03 PM

    PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals!

    12

  13. Anthony

    December 2nd, 2009 - 2:23:53 PM

    Each muffin comes wrapped in a white t-shirt that must be worn under all its clothing.

    13

  14. Fancy Pants

    December 2nd, 2009 - 10:02:34 PM

    Mormon's suck.

    14

  15. lilfella

    December 3rd, 2009 - 11:52:29 AM

    "fairness" isn't giving my money to lazy people

    15

  16. Beck

    December 6th, 2009 - 1:05:24 AM

    National Socialism is the guarantee of victory

    16

  17. Steven

    December 6th, 2009 - 1:07:49 AM

    FresYES

    17

  18. Rey

    December 7th, 2009 - 4:54:54 PM

    Nerds 2(squared) Ever!

    18

  19. Zach Katkin

    December 7th, 2009 - 8:14:04 PM

    Holy Moley (with picture of mole)

    19

  20. DuckyNK

    December 8th, 2009 - 12:20:26 PM

    i got 99 donuts 'cause a bitch ate one

    20

  21. nerd

    December 8th, 2009 - 4:16:17 PM

    Gene Pool Full. Get Out!

    21

  22. Crystalyn

    December 15th, 2009 - 11:34:42 PM

    picture of baby chicks "chicks, freshly laid daily"

    22

  23. Lindsay

    December 18th, 2009 - 9:07:38 AM

    I collect spores, molds, and fungus

    23

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