They Just Won’t Stay Dead: This seems like the plot to a bad horror movie. Say, one that might star Seann William Scott and Devin Sawa. (Guyism)
Bringing Excitement to Something You Probably Don’t Care About: The Chinese reconstruct the Tiger Woods story with the same cool CGI that brought us The Sims. Strangely, it’s way more entertaining than the actual footage would be. (YepYep)
Quick, Someone Build That Man a Statue! Of Himself!: This man has single-handedly taught an entire generation of boys how to be men. The world will be eternally grateful. (Real TV Addict)
The Showdown: A man squares off against one very intimidating toddler. (Funny or Die)
Hang In There, Baby: Here are some horrible work stories to help you forget just how horrible your horrible job really is. Don’t worry. It’s almost Friday. (College Humor)
