Recent Blogs

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   John Mayer Wants To Cleanse You Digitally

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Damn, son. We’re fans of John Mayer fans here at Manolith. Not because he’s an incredible musician or he’s poignant, but because it seems like he’s convinced he is, and casually trying to play it off like he’s not. Only he can’t. Which i [...]
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   Avatar DVD Will Include Extended Sex Scene

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments

   Over the break, I bit the bullet, joined the masses, bought my ticket, sat down and watched Avatar. I don’t know what I was expecting, but based on critical consensus, something like a movie that is in 3-D, that washes my balls then hand dries the [...]
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   Pic of the Day: Anyone Need a Llama?

   Posted by Phil Fuller – Leave A Comment

   You know you've always wanted one, but you were never sure ow you'd get it home in that hatchback you've been driving. Solution: This guy.
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   Kim Kardashian Gets Paid Up To 10,000 Dollars To Twitter

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Hey. I know you don’t need another reason to hate Twitter, but I’m going to give you one. A large one. A large one with a gigantic ass. And her name is Kim Kardashian.
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   Rush Limbaugh Rushed To The Hospital

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments

   Rush Limbaugh, noted conservative talk radio host, has been rushed to the hospital, complaining of chest pains. I hope nothing bad happens to him. I would hate to see him die before he got to watch Obama’s re-election.
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   Video of the Day: Whoa! Robert Loggia!

   Posted by Phil Fuller – Leave A Comment

   Wait ... Robert Loggia?
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   Patrick Stewart Knighted

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   If there’s anyone on this earth that deserves to be knighted, nay, canonized, it’s Patrick Stewart. Not only is he an incredible actor, his voice has more layers of sexy than a twelve-layer cookie. Which probably doesn’t exist, and I just made [...]
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   Fox News Has A Record Year

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 6 Comments

   Fox News has posted a record year. That’s right, we Americans love psychosis and demagoguery, which is why professional wrestling is right up there with Fox News. We love the crazy people.
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   Daily Link Roundup

   Posted by Phil Fuller – Leave A Comment

   Best of the Internet 2009, 7 people you'll meet at a new year's party, christians and the Internet, best movies of 2009, Darth Vaders new girlfriend, Princess Peach's Facebook profile, stupid people give advice online, and a freak accident involving [...]
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    Jeff Dunham’s Comedy Central Show Cancelled

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    One of the most horrifying moments of my Christmas break happened when my family tried to describe to me the merits of Jeff Dunham. These are educated, lovely people trying to tell me how hilarious a man is who uses puppets to supplement his comedy. [...]

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