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Adam Lambert Closes AMA’s With Special Brand Of Trying Too Hard
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 4 Comments
Hey, do you like bondage gear? Do you like asinine dance music? Do you like dudes that fall over? And aesthetic trainwrecks? There's an artist whose album you might be interested in. His name is Adam Lambert. You should buy it now, because in five y [...]
Black Friday Is Coming To Reign Death On Us All
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 1 Comment
Though we are overweight, unsatisfied, and feel lots of bourgeois guilt about our shopping obsession, that has done nothing to mitigate our passion for it. In fact, we are so passionate about shopping that we've started to KILL FOR IT.
Get Sex Advice From D & D Players
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
In what I think is the most brilliant Internet segment probably of all time, Nerve online just started running a segment where you could get sex advice from a Dungeons & Dragons player. Yes. They have sex. And, oh yes, it's kinkier than the sex [...]
New Moon Takes Down The Dark Knight
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 5 Comments
Oh, it's happened. As soon as Dark Knight set the record for overnight box office last year from "Revenge Of The Sith," you knew it would be displaced by something equally as terrible. So now "The Dark Knight" is sandwiched between the Star Wars pre [...]
50 Cent’s Entourage Roughs Up Marv Albert
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
I love this job. I've written things that should never ever leave a human mouth, and this would be Exhibit A in that. Backstage at Jimmy Kimmel's show, 50 Cent's crew mistook Marv Albert for someone important and apparently tried to beat him down. [ [...]
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