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Susan Boyle Will Crush You
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
Seriously. She doesn't need a reason to put her large hands on you and crush her with her highland strength. And she proved that to all the people who tried to take her on by releasing albums the same week. She got her hair did, then smashed their t [...]
Hilarious Facebook Status Update Becomes Alibi
Posted by Jeff Cagle – 5 Comments
You know you've seen status updates on Facebook like, "I am eating a taco" or, "I am hanging out with my boo" and thought where's the creativity? Well now you have even more reason to get all Tracy Morgan with your updates and write something absurd [...]
Diddy Throws $3 Million Dollar Birthday Bash
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
In honor of his birthday, Diddy threw a small gathering. Comprised of people who really care for him. To the tune of three million dollars. Jesus Christ, the last time I remember this guy being relevant was in 1996, but apparently, he knows how to i [...]
Whiskey Discovered In Antarctica
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
A failed expedition to the South Pole is bound to yield a few things -- heartaches, frozen limbs, dead people, killer polar bears, killer penguins -- but there are some things that you'd never expect to turn up at one. Such as Scotch. [...]
Scientists Have Proved How Much Skin A Woman Should Show
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – Leave A Comment
Led by Psychologist Dr Colin Hendrie, a team of scientists decided to find out exactly how much skin a woman should show if she wants to attract a man. Yes, more than one scientist decided that they should do this study.
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