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Girl Fabricates Being Bitten At New Moon Premiere
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
Stop the presses. A woman who went and saw New Moon was enthralled with the shirtless teen stars, poofy hair, and nonexistent plot. The entire experience surely would be the kind of thing she thought about later, as she relaxed in a tub for hours, a [...]
Y’all Look More Like a Pig…
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – Leave A Comment
Imagine yourself searching the web for random crap to pass the time, as I was earlier today, saying to yourself, "Man, I bet there's no way I run into a video of a seven year old girl in a nipple-covered pig costume getting suckled on by tiny dogs w [...]
Italians Are OUTRAGED At Jersey Shore
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
They're up in arms. They're using expressive hand gestures and verbalizing their disagreement with lilting sing-song tones. They're a-gonna burn your pizza. They're a-so mad, they're gonna spit on your shoes made of inferior leather. [...]
A Turkey Named Courage
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – Leave A Comment
Barack Obama made his first official Presidential pardon today. For Thanksgiving, as is traditional, he pardoned a turkey named "Courage". In contrast to that, George W. Bush's first presidential pardon, in 2001, was a pedophile board member of Enr [...]
15 Hilarious Porn Titles (Based on Actual Movies)
Posted by Paul J – 3 Comments
I love porn movie titles. And the only thing better ones named totally dead-on things like "Teens Like It Big XIV" (the gripping conclusion to the epic saga) is when they're named after real movies. There's a lot of stuff out there about hilarious p [...]
Roman Polanski Out On Bail, And Naked
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
PARRRRTY UP IN POLANSKI'S PLACE. Hide Dakota Fanning. If any of you are wondering how much it costs to be a renowned director, and rape a girl something like 30 years ago, today you got your answer. It costs 4.5 million dollars.
Rumors Of Tiger Wood’s Cheating Spread Like Wildfire
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
In what is probably the dumbest internet story to be widely disseminated today, several media outlets are reporting that Tiger Woods is cheating on his wife. Not even reporting it, reporting that he ALLEGEDLY was cheating on his wife. No proof, or a [...]
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