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British Psychic Talked to Michael Jackson’s Ghost!
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 10 Comments
Gullible Michael Jackson fans sat in a circle around a psychic recently and listened to him pretend that he contacted Michael Jackson from beyond the grave. The fans swore that celebrity medium Derek Acorah was able to contact and channel Michael Ja [...]
Weekend Movie Alert: “Ninja Assassin” and “The Road”
Posted by Akela Talamasca – Leave A Comment
Hey. Hey, wake up. Thanksgiving was yesterday. Get up already, there’s movies to see! There’s something for everyone this weekend, from the balls-to-the-wall old school-ness of “Ninja Assassin” to the [...]
GMA Cans Adam Lambert, To Get…Chris Brown?
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 21 Comments
It's becoming a battle of the drama-laden soon to be has-beens over at Good Morning America. After Adam Lambert dragged his muffin-top around stage in leather, made out with dudes, fingered ladies, and simulated blow-jobs to the most mundane music c [...]
Anonymous Source Says Avatar Is Terrible
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 6 Comments
If you're like me, there are numerous reasons to look forward to the Christmas Holiday. There's the food, the family, and the weird blue jungle people who are sitting on a mineral literally called Unobtanium in the vision of na ego-tripping, insane [...]
John Mayer’s Really Boring “Battle Studies”
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 10 Comments
John Mayer recently said in an interview, in an assertion crazier than a fish with titties, that his music is much more powerful than his love life. Despite the fact that his music is like a butterfly gently caressing you with a feather: more annoyi [...]
Johnny Depp Beats Me For Title of Sexiest Man Alive
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 2 Comments
Johnny Depp and I are both considered to be sexually attractive males. Johnny has a biologically unique and "scientifically flawless" jawline. I went bald at 21. When Johnny Depp smiles hummingbirds land at the edges of his mouth. My left arm has wa [...]
PETA Hates Thanksgiving, And You
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 2 Comments
The PETA Thanksgiving ad doesn't suggest that there's anything wrong with Thanksgiving, as many news outlets and blogs seem to be suggesting. It simply suggests that one think about where one's food comes from before they decide to consume it. Whic [...]
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