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First American Pot Cafe To Open In Portland
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments
So man, I was just thinking, we're all part of this galactic mandala. Money doesn't matter, good deeds don't matter. All that matters is your ability to fade into the cosmic ether and absorb situations like water. Be like a teacup, you know? Does th [...]
GPS: Put It In Your Lady’s Lingerie
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
That sure as hell sounds like a band name and first single, doesn't it? GPS, "Put It In Your Lady's Lingerie" featuring Lil' Boosie. But it's not. It's an actual invention. An actual reality you'll have to deal with. And an actual nightmare I had on [...]
Holy God. Water on Moon.
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
Hey, bra, remember when we took large rockets and shot the moon with them? You remember that, mang? Those were crazy times. But the moon didn't surrender. That was tragic wasn't it? What were we doing it for again? To find water? That sounds weird. [...]
8 MORE Sex Tapes Of Carrie Prejean Exist
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
It's times like this that I want all of you who are reading this to get out, and convince women to become conservative icons. Cause DAMN. Fresh off of her appearance walking off the "Larry King Live" show, which should've been renamed Vapid Cunt Var [...]
About Tony Alamo, All I Can Say Is: Holy Shit.
Posted by Daniel Dominguez – Leave A Comment
Tony Alamo, who has always been neck and neck with Fred Phelps for the prize of "the world's most fucked up minister" just got sentenced to 175 years in prison by the state of Arkansas for taking underage girls across state lines for sex. In defense [...]
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