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  1. Mr. T’s World Of Warcraft Mohawk Grenades!

    Mr. T’s World Of Warcraft Mohawk Grenades!

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 2 Comments

    How many of you saw Mr. T’s original World of Warcraft commercial? If not, go watch it now, because it will give you the proper background to appreciate this bit [...]
  2. Brock Lesnar May Never Fight Again

    Brock Lesnar May Never Fight Again

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    I remember when Brock Lesnar first came to the WWF. It was like all the other people looked relatively normal, and then here comes this guy and his NECK IS BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD. How is that physiologically possible? And then he came and punched ever [...]
  3. R2-D2 IN STAR TREK?

    R2-D2 IN STAR TREK?

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

    In news that will make nerd orgasms around the world ten times as strong, Industrial Light and Magic digitally inserted R2-D2 into Star Trek, thereby not digitally inserting my boner in my camo cargo-shorts. [...]
  4. Sarah Palin Wrote A Book, And I Lost $20

    Sarah Palin Wrote A Book, And I Lost $20

    Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 1 Comment

    One of the most surprising things about Sarah Palin's new book is that Sarah Palin knows how to write. Other surprising things about the book include its entire lack of any use of crayon. There are no bite marks on the edges of the book where Sarah [...]
  5. Top 20 Celebrity Baby Names

    Top 20 Celebrity Baby Names

    Posted by Daniel Dominguez – 1 Comment

    Celebrities love to name their babies things that no one else would name a child, either because they are exceptionally creative people, or because they secretly hate babies. No one is sure which, all they know for sure is that if you are a celebrit [...]
  6. MK 2 Circuit Watch Is All Kinds of Sexy

    MK 2 Circuit Watch Is All Kinds of Sexy

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

    Hey, there, kid. You want to buy some watches? I got Rolexes, Swatches, this Swiss shiz, and what's this? This kinda looks like a robot.I think I'll put it on my hand. That's what the watch salesman says before the watch on his hand takes over his b [...]
  7. Chickolith – Marisa Miller

    Chickolith – Marisa Miller

    Posted by Juan Aguilar – Leave A Comment

    I'm thinking that if you're straight, male, and looking at this article at all, the chances that you read anything past the title are pretty damn slim, as there probably is not enough blood left in your brain to sustain literacy.
  8. Fox News vs. The Disney Channel

    Fox News vs. The Disney Channel

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 7 Comments

    I've always found the similarities between Fox News and The Disney Channel incredibly striking. They both lose huge chunks of audience due to their age, Disney, because they grow up, Fox News, because they die, but the similarities don't stop just t [...]
  9. 2012 Breaks Global Total Weekend Record

    2012 Breaks Global Total Weekend Record

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    If there's one thing that we can all agree with, it's that people like watching things explode. If there's one thing we can agree with universally, it's that the world is in danger. You put the two together and you get Rolland Emmerich's "2012." And [...]
  10. Brandon Jennings Makes All Of Us Look Bad

    Brandon Jennings Makes All Of Us Look Bad

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 5 Comments

    The dude is 20 and made it rain on November 14 against the Warriors. How badly did the Bucks point guard make it rain? Somewhere to the tune of 55 points. Goddamn. Way to make all of us feel unaccomplished Brandon Jennings.

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