
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments
Not because the idea is any good in of itself, but it would get a child's biased parents to start reading, which is probably the whole reason why they're conservative in the first place. Is that they don't read. And live far away from people. Cause [...]
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 5 Comments
Do you like Koalas? Do you love Koalas? Do you appreciate the stand-up comedy of Mitch Hedberg, when he contemplates, "Koala bears are so goddamn cute. Why they got to be so far away from me?" Does it make you sad when they die in brushfires? Then y [...]

Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment
What's that? I didn't say anything? Oh, I just asked the universe what would be the most useless yet awesome invention to grace the earth this year. And it answered. And it answered well. It answered with bacon flavored envelopes.
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