Before we do this, remember that not all these women were convicted of every crime they were accused of, and courts can be wrong … so basically, there’s only a 99% chance that all these teachers boned or blew one of their students. Also, remember that “hottest” is by nature a relative term. I’m sure if you really looked, you could find some other student-bonking educator who’s more attractive than some of the teachers on this list. But I think you’ll agree with me: if one of these gals had been teaching my algebra class, I would have paid better attention to polynomials.
So here we go, in no particular order…
Debra LaFave – Florida
In one of the most famous cases of “hot teacher seduces unfortunate (?) student,” LaFave was arrested for allegedly boning a 14-year-old student all over school grounds. Eventually the charges were reduced when the student’s mother learned that the court proceedings were going to be televised (duh! Think of the ratings!) LaFave served no jail time, but had to register as the hottest sex offender in Florida.
Oh, and about three seconds after the case went public, these bikini pics of LaFave began flooding the internet, and my hard drive.
Lisa Glide – New Jersey
This soap opera actress turned high school drama teacher apparently missed her soap days so she revived some of the drama by sleeping with a student. The kid later claimed he pursued her. Of course he did.
Helen Goddard – England
British trumpet teacher who had a lesbian affair with a 15-year-old. Goddard was caught with her student/lover during a police raid (!?), where “multiple sex toys” were found (!?!?).
Teresa Engelbach – Missouri
Convicted of three counts of statutory rape and one count of statutory sodomy for making whoopie with a 14-year-old student who was supposedly friends with her brother. Also, she bought the kid a $750 paintball gun, among other gifts, officially making him the most envied freshman boy of all time.
Carrie McCandless – Colorado
Hooked up with a student in a tent on a school camping trip and was promptly fired by the school’s principle who also happened to be her husband. He didn’t divorce her though, on the grounds that, you know, she’s hot.
Amy McElhenney – Texas
This former Miss Texas contestant apparently couldn’t find anyone else who wanted to crown her, so she had sex with an 18-year-old student (in Texas it’s illegal for a teacher to have sex with any student, even an of-age one). Perhaps this was her best attempt at the “special talent” round.
Amy Northcutt – California
Arrested along with her husband Justin for sending texts to a 16-year-old girl attempting to arrange some group sex. I’m sure the couple was just trying tutor the girl on factorial arrangements.
Stephanie Ragusa – Florida
Awaiting trial for allegedly having sexual relationships with a 14-year-old and 16-year-old student. Known for sporting this pleasant smile in all her mug shots. And for being a pedophile.
Heather Shelton – North Carolina
This party girl turned teacher had sex with an 18-year-old student. Clearly, as her MySpace pic indicates, Shelton “totally gets it!”
Pamela Rogers – Tennessee
Hard to believe, but true: this woman — yes, the one you see there — had a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old, served nine months in prison, then violated her agreement by contacting him and sending nude photos and videos. For this, she got nine more years. You’re a 13-year-old, and this girl can’t get enough of you?
I hate to say it kid, but I think your life is all down hill from here. Oh, and the nine more years in prison? There should be some kind of clause where the kid can say, “Nah, that’s OK. It doesn’t bother me.”
And, in the not so hot category…
Donna Washburne – Vegas
Went down on a 17-year-old student in a car in the school parking lot, according to the arresting officer who was nearby, observing. Washburne called the boy earlier in the day asking if he wanted to “hang out.” I can’t look at her picture without thinking of the Beck lyric, “Slap the turkey neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing.”
Amy Lilley – Florida
Softball coach (obviously) charged with having a lesbian relationship with a 15-year-old. Also seems to have a beard.
Toni Lynn Woods – West Virginia
Had sex with three students and blew two others, reportedly described herself as a “monster” when she pleaded guilty. Also looks like my grandpa.
Shannon Best – North Carolina
Charged with giving alcohol to and taking “indecent liberties” with an 18-year-old student. Additionally charged with looking like the bully from an ’80s teen movie.
Heather Lea Burroughs – Florida
Allegedly performed oral sex on a student in an empty classroom, after school hours, then was quoted as saying, “Warshavomworbahoda, Han Solo.”
Comments
vanshee
November 30th, 2009 - 9:09:05 AM
first :D
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LaffinAssasin
November 30th, 2009 - 9:31:56 AM
Fucking perverts, Only pedophiles get off on teachers having sex with fucking kids
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LaffinAssasin
November 30th, 2009 - 10:21:41 AM
Former Washington Elementary School Teacher, Jennifer Rice, 31, Jailed For 25 Years To Life For Kidnapping & Raping 10-Year-Old Male Student http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:JvaOqBhCUNIJ:www.theolympian.com/crime/story/920620.html+http://www.theolympian.com/crime/story/920620.html&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a I wonder how many of you pedos would like to watch this hot teacher have sex with a 10 year old kid if she ever gets out of jail?
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triumph110
November 30th, 2009 - 3:20:43 PM
This is happening all over the country. Go to www.schoolteachernews.com and click on the Scandal page. This year they have documented over 425 of these types of incidents. In 2008 they found 478 of these kinds of cases.
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Jsomething
November 30th, 2009 - 9:06:08 PM
Damn, where were the first 10 teachers when I was in HS?
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Paula S
November 30th, 2009 - 11:56:58 PM
Wow. This is really super disturbing.
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LaffinAssasin
December 1st, 2009 - 3:35:19 AM
Jsomething. Your comment is typical of a person who is complete denial or devianlty in favour of the sexual exploitation of minors by women and is repeated word for word a thousand fold every time a case of female teacher is reported in the US media. American's pride themselves on being brave & fearless but faced with having to admit that women especially female teachers do sexually exploit minors in their care and is just one issue that has many American's running for cover like cowards and you Jsomething are just one such coward. Female teachers who have sex with their students are mainly considered "hot" by ADULTS like you Jsomething who care more about their own sexual fantasies than the actual victims in these cases which is why people like you Jsomething refuse to acknowledge the sexual crimes committed by these female teachers as sexually exploitative crimes. I do hope the sexual exploitation of minors by their "hot" female teachers bring you many hours of guilt-free masturbatory pleasure Jsomething because clearly you have no concern or feelings for the VICTIMS in these cases, have you?
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kevin
December 1st, 2009 - 8:35:09 AM
i think some of the kids are going to be wishing that will happen to them again when they get to college. some of those teachers are really really hot . http://keepahoetrue.com
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The Elusive Fancy Pants
December 2nd, 2009 - 10:10:33 PM
The last one is Hilarious.
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give me a break
December 10th, 2009 - 10:37:30 PM
Laffin ASS needs to find somewhere else to preach.
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billy
December 11th, 2009 - 3:09:55 AM
What the fuck is wrong with being perverted? Is there something wrong with me?
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Sheriff Barbrady
December 11th, 2009 - 8:08:44 AM
niiiiicccceeee
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Me
December 11th, 2009 - 11:56:20 AM
@LaffinAssasin: Sounds like projection to me. Oh, and nice grammar/punctuation/syntax.
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johnny
December 12th, 2009 - 3:25:36 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Too be a kid again. Have all that fun and be protected from the law.
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Scott
December 12th, 2009 - 3:51:36 PM
OH CMON These aren't pedophiles. When I was 13 I'd give my left nut to bang a teacher. CMON LETS BE REAL. I think these young men are pimps. I wish I could land a hottie like that at that age
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mikey
December 12th, 2009 - 6:18:11 PM
well laffin assassin, i gues the boys are VICTOMS. but, they were willing victoms, you must be a girl, because you clearly dont understand what is controlling a boys mind when he's 13-death, your dingdong. so i really dont feel bad for these boys, i had an english teacher i would have loved to bone when i was 13
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Laffin asses fat ugly teacher
December 12th, 2009 - 6:42:21 PM
I'm sorry people, i made Laffin Assassin eat my 230 lb. smelly ass when he was 13, so i think it jaded him. I guess that would explain why he likes picking up lady boys now.
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Whompus
December 12th, 2009 - 8:09:49 PM
Hey LaffinAssasin, These boys aren't victims at all. When I was a teen, I had a hard on all the time and would have had sex with several of my teachers if possible. Besides, if two 14 year olds have sex, it's ok and no charges are filed? But let an adult screw a teen and it's a felony ? WTF? There were PLENTY of 14 to 16 year old whores in my school. If you ask ME, the TEACHER is the victim here in most cases. They know teenage guys can fuck all night and day UNLIKE old impotent guys like you... Hey, in other countries the girls get married when they are 14 15 and so on... In MY book, if you are old enough to bleed, you are old enough to breed.......
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chris loisel
December 13th, 2009 - 9:17:29 PM
more like where was number ten when i was in high school god damn look at her.
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Bletch
December 16th, 2009 - 8:41:04 AM
All you guys who are saying "Nice" and "The boys were willing" and especially the fool that said the "teacher is the victim", think of it this way. If you had a 12 year old DAUGHTER and she was so 'in love' with a 40 year old male teacher would you say "way to go" to her if she was having sex with him? Or would you want to kill the m'f'er for raping your daughter? Just because they think they want it DOES NOT MAKE IT OK TO HAVE SEX WITH MINORS! I REPEAT for the STUPID: IT IS NOT OK TO HAVE SEX WITH MINORS! Grow f'n some morals. I started getting curious about sex in the first grade, does that mean a 30 year old first grade teacher should be able to have sex with me? NO!!! You d-bags are giving us men a bad name.
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Charlie
December 21st, 2009 - 9:47:06 AM
Bletch - I'll "Grow f'n some morals" when you stop imposing yours on everyone else you self-ritcheous douche. One of the teachers above fooled around with an 18 yr old... When that's a "minor" please let me know.
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Bletch
December 28th, 2009 - 2:37:15 PM
Realy? Wanting less sex with minors is being self righteous? Charlie, you should visit some pedophiles in your local prison and tell them how wrong it is that people (like the federal and local lawmakers) impose their morals on them. BTW, I said nothing about sex with 18 year olds, charlie. I said sex with minors. If all these teachers were having sex with 18 year olds it would not be news and I wouldn't care much. But most are not. We are talking about adults nailing 14 year olds and such, and if you think that an adult nailing a 12 year old is ok then YES we have a major disagreement on what is moral. You will not be able to convince me that adults having sex with a 13 year old is ok, tho you're welcome to try. I'd like to see that defense. Please include a minimum age for adults and children in your argument.
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Jeremy
January 19th, 2010 - 9:59:51 PM
Actually, the case in England is another where the student aggressively pursued the teacher, who despite being weak-willed and a sex offender, seems truly remorseful even though the girl student is still trying to contact her.
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Wants to have sex with hot teachrs
January 22nd, 2010 - 10:01:21 AM
the real victims are the kids that got bj's or had sex with those 5 ugly whales with facial hair at the bottom. Seeing them naked must have been a traumatizing experience in itself
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Bergey
January 22nd, 2010 - 10:23:49 AM
Laffin Assassin, I'm guessing you're a female? Well I'm not, and I can tell you with 100% certainty that if Ms. Glide or Mr. Northcutt or any of those foxes up there wanted to have sex with me or any of my friends, not one of us would complain, not one of us would feel violated, but I can tell you for damn sure that I'd hit it with the fury of a thousand gods and be proud of the triumph for the rest of my life. I don't know one male who disagrees.
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rubel
March 4th, 2010 - 1:03:59 PM
Amy Northcutt – California.she is so sexy.i like him very much.i agree sex with her.
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HoneyLover
March 12th, 2010 - 9:58:22 AM
Hey, In most cases I don't know if we can speak of a guilty person. Things happened and most kids wanted it. But if you read deeper into the material provided, you can see that they were actually in love. I think that it doesn't matter if you love a man or a woman, love is love. I for instance am falling for my english teacher, She is female, I'm female. Would it be that bad to get together?
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