I was doing research for an article I had planned to write when I came across a video that deserved an entire entry of it’s own. Sure there are lots of Halloween faux pas I could blog on. Like, don’t go to a Halloween party dressed like a recently deceased celebrity, or don’t go to a Halloween party as a ghost with a triangular head, because everybody will think you’re a Klansman (Dan’s big Halloween mistake, 1997). But this video captured my attention, and I can only hope that it will soon capture all of America’s attention, and then become the first video to be elected to a high-level government position, so that it can make decisions that affect us. That’s how rad this video is. Technically I’m not big on adorable animals internet videos, but the twist this video puts on that classic internet trope makes it worthy of a position of honor.
Setting the scene: Imagine yourself searching the web for random crap to pass the time, as I was earlier today, saying to yourself, “Man, I bet there’s no way I run into a video of a seven-year-old girl in a nipple-covered pig costume getting suckled on by tiny dogs while her family watches and laughs,” and then, coincidentally, that is exactly what you find.
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