Stop the presses. A woman who went and saw New Moon was enthralled with the shirtless teen stars, poofy hair, and nonexistent plot. The entire experience surely would be the kind of thing she thought about later, as she relaxed in a tub for hours, and lit candles. Except she was bitten by a man. Except she lied about it.
I know, right? What are the odds that a Twilight fan has an overactive imagination and is completely sexually repressed? Her name is Erin Westrate. She claimed she went to go see Twilight with a group of friends, and every time she and her girlfriends giggled at the movie, a creepy 30 or 40 year-old would lean in and make sexual comments. Then she claims she while waiting in line to exit he theater, he pulled her hair and bit her neck. So she went to the cops to look for the creepy perpetrator, but he had vanished into thin air.
Police interviewed her the day after she went to them, and her story didn’t hold up.
Okay, Erin. For someone who loves the Twilight books, which features a 100-year old man hitting on teenagers in high school, you’re kinda a prude. If you were really into the whole idea of Twilight, you’d be perfectly okay with a strange man following you home, biting you, and telling you how to live. Also, way to get your name out there.
New Moon came out last week, and broke theater records. Also, quite a few theater seats.