I love porn movie titles. And the only thing better than the ones named totally dead-on things like, “Teens Like It Big XIV” (the gripping conclusion to the epic saga) is when they’re named after real movies. There’s a lot of stuff out there about hilarious potential porn title puns (hard as I tried, I couldn’t verify whether or not “Twat Lies Beneath” and “How Stella Got Her Tube Packed” are actual movies) but the 15 below are legitimate adult films.

A Clockwork Orgy

Not that the original version wasn’t messed up enough.

The Whores Have Eyes

In the underutilized  Horror-Porn genre.

Edward Penishands

I’m glad this cover showed some restraint.

Jurassic Pork

And you thought they wouldn’t go to “Velociraptor” porn.

The Da Vinci Load

…and it’s prequel, “Angels and Semen”.

Good Will Humping

You like apples? How about these apples (in your mouth)?

Beetlejism

Try saying that three times fast.

Ass Ventura: Crack Detective

I hear “Captain Winky” makes an appearance in this one, as well.

Beverly Hills Cock

Wait, they produce porn in/around Los Angeles!?

Night of the Giving Head

We actually interviewed Nikki Rhodes at the 2009 AVN convention. She’s a real sweet girl.

Saturday Night Beaver

Young men, beware: ’70s porn has some surprises in store for you.

The Booby Guard

Soundtrack includes #1 Smash Hit “Bow-chicka-bow-wow (instrumental).”

Little Shop of Whores

Seymore!  Feeeeeeeed me!

Texas Vibrator Massacre

OK, this is just disturbing.

Big Trouble in Little Vagjayjay

If that giant floating eyeball from the original shows up in this one… I’m out of here. Although, I heard he just likes to watch (rimshot).

Honorable mentions go to “Womb Raider,” “Intercourse with the Vampire,” and “In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon.” Got any others to add? I’m sure I’ve missed some.

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