Tila Tequila’s Sextape Leaked

By Mark Lorenz on November 24th, 2009

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AHA! You thought it was over. You thought because you didn’t get the gremlin yet past midnight, she’d disappear temporarily and not bother you. Well, she’s back. Tila Tequila has managed to get her name back in the headlines, and this time it’s for a sextape.

I doubt anyone is surprised at this point that Tila Tequila HAS a sextape. It’s like power-windows for fame-whores. When they don’t have anything left to fall back on, they have penis, or video of them falling back on a penis at one point in their lives. And such is the case with Tila Tequila. She made her name off the backs of the horny dogs who used MySpace, so when the social networking site crumbled, did you really think her sanity could be far behind? So this week, she’s done a crazy live show, disparaged the dude she’s filing a million-dollar lawsuit against, was an attention whore, and is now complaining that her sex tape leaked everywhere.

What’s on the tape? Tila Tequila, touching herself, listening to cheesy R & B. Blowing a dude, and inevitably, sex. Also, it’s about 27 minutes, so good on you mystery man in Tila Tequila’s sextape. You’re not like Colin Farrell, whose sextape should’ve been nominated for best short.

More on Tila Tequila’s escapade here.