Seriously. She doesn’t need a reason to put her large hands on you and crush her with her highland strength. And she proved that to all the people who tried to take her on by releasing albums the same week. She got her hair did, then smashed their temples into their eyes.
Susan Boyle’s debut album is far exceeding initial sales expectations. Like, by far. By how far? It’s now projected to be the fastest selling album of the year in the UK. Not only that, it broke global records for the largest pre-order in history on Amazon, a title previous held by two Japanese releases, Norah Jones, and Take That. So the company she’s in might not be the best, but goddamn, that’s way better than I expected it to do. Initial sales are expected to be in the 400,000 range for the week, or above.
Also out this week were new releases by Rihanna, Adam Lambert, Jay Sean, Birdman, and the industry’s new trick, a reissue of a successful album from the last year, in the form of Lady Gaga. But Susan Boyle is crushing them with her giant arms. You can’t run from her. You can’t hide from her. She will be releasing more inspirational tracks and more YouTube videos that you will forward when you are bored at work.
Comments
Patricia Vance
November 24th, 2009 - 5:08:03 PM
Please do not take God's name in vain as it breaks one of the 10 Commandments. Especially do not do this when speaking of Susan Boyle. Remember, she is very devoted to God. It is a terrible-horrible offense to us and sin to you.
trennie
November 24th, 2009 - 5:54:20 PM
Very, very funny and so true!