In honor of his birthday, Diddy threw a small gathering. Comprised of people who really care for him. To the tune of three million dollars. Jesus Christ, the last time I remember this guy being relevant was in 1996, but apparently he knows how to invest.
The party guests were enumerated at around 500 people. With an orchid display that cost $30,000. Rumor has it Ciroc footed the bill, as Diddy has promoted their vodka, increasing their sales by having prominent figures in the hip-hop community name-drop and be photographed with it. Al Green sang too, and the party was themed like the Garden Of Eden.
I think I’ve figured it out now. Diddy is the world’s highest paid hype man. The dude can’t rap. He’s got no artists left on his Bad Boy label, and he’s still scooting off of Biggie’s publishing, but he’s get a clothing line and promotes vodka.
I propose a moratorium on stories that involve lavish spending. Cause if I ever saw someone who threw a three million dollar birthday party walking down the street, I’d try to wrangle up some people to rob them. Especially in a recession. Especially if the party included Jay-Z and Martha Stewart. Cause if Martha Stewart and Jay-Z are ever at the same event, it should be to do a verse on one of his albums. Because she could probably rhyme cheese with 2,000 different words.
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john babul
November 24th, 2009 - 9:06:43 AM
you're a moron
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Ben
November 24th, 2009 - 12:29:53 PM
Diddy has long been The Businessman. It's all he talks about these days. So sure, the last time he was relevant to hip hop w/r/t albums, singles, videos, etc. was 1996, he has since become quite 'relevant' in the world of, as you said, hype. he loves to hype.
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