In what I think is the most brilliant Internet segment probably of all time, Nerve online just started running a segment where you can get sex advice from Dungeons & Dragons players. Yes. They have sex. And, oh yes, it’s kinkier than the sex you’re currently having.
For the most part, the advice tends to be spot on. Questions range from role-playing to what activities can help keep couples together, and the answers are peppered with references to things that sound medieval and epic. Such as …
Unless the guy’s twelfth-level half-orc barbarian accidentally kills the girl’s ninth-level Elf Sorceress, D&D is like any other hobby in a relationship.
And when a commentator asked for advice about his friend’s girlfriend, who he happened to be in love with, one loyal D&D player responded …
DON’T! DO! IT! Your best friend is your best friend. That’s for life. With a divorce rate of fifty-percent in this country, don’t ever, ever do anything bad to your best friend. Especially over a girl.
Word. Bros before elvish hos, man. No word as to whether or not the sex advice column will keep running with Dungeon & Dragon enthusiasts, but you know what? I’d rather get my sex advice from them than a weird looking old woman. Well done, Nerve. Check it out here.
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Robin
December 15th, 2009 - 9:41:23 AM
Anyone want to tell Mark that the picture is of people playing Warhammer 40,000 and not D&D?
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Frito
December 15th, 2009 - 12:15:34 PM
Thats what I thought too Robin. Then I started to identify the vehicles and cried a little inside.
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