Are you planning on vacationing soon? Do you have a few extra pounds that you’re packing on? Can you identify with most of Martin Lawrence’s movies? If so, you might want to stay the hell away from Peru. Because a gang is targeting fat people, killing them, and selling their fat for cosmetics.
In a story that could be ripped straight from a Chuck Palahniuk novel, the Peruvian Gang, who called themselves Pishtacos … wait, Pishtacos? That sounds like a man with a lisp telling you what kind of seafood he loves. But they were actually named after a demon who, according to Andean tradition, killed people to rob them of their body fat. Anyway, the gang was getting $15,000 a liter from murdering fat people and draining their liquid gold from their bodies. And most of the fat was then sold to European cosmetic companies. Meaning some European lady is putting processed dead person on her face to look beautiful. Here’s to ridiculous standards.
The gang is responsible for the disappearance of at least 60 people. They lured the obese with promises of jobs and — most likely — candy. Then they’d corner them on lonely roads, laugh as they tried to run away, and killed them.
All I have to say is thank God these guys never got to America. Cause we’d be in a spot.
Comments
brian
November 20th, 2009 - 10:23:27 AM
ahahaha, they kill FAT PEOPLE!! LET'S MAKE JOKES ABOUT FAT PEOPLE NOW! ahahahahahah!!! lol, mark u soo clever
lofa
November 21st, 2009 - 1:51:22 AM
Scary to say the least. Reminds me of the movie "Silence of the Lambs" where that psycho killed plus size women for their skin. And one has to wonder what do doctors do with the fat from liposuction operations?? Surely the doctors don't throw the fat out, as doctors want to make a buck every way they can. To say that fat isn't lucrative in the "black market" is one who wants to keep their head stuck in the sand and pretend that such evil doesn't exist in society. As usual, money is the root of all evil.
rinaz
November 23rd, 2009 - 12:06:17 AM
I wonder which European Cosmetics companies that is, that uses these fat?