Woman Who Has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Finds Man

By Mark Lorenz on November 19th, 2009

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Do you suffer from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome? Are you consistently horny? Does that persistent state of sexual arousal set you off at all times during the day, causing you to have over 300 orgasms, no matter what it is that you do? No. Chances are you don’t. But Michelle Thompson does, and thankfully she’s found a man.

Michelle has a rare form of PSAS, where she goes through the day completely aroused and liable to orgasm at any moment. She used to work at a biscuit factory but had to quit because the rumbling of the machines was making her orgasm repeatedly.

That had to be an awkward talk. “Sorry, I’ve really enjoyed my stay here at the biscuit factory, and you’ve been very supportive and kind, but your biscuit machines keep getting me off. I have to leave before my undergarments turn wet enough to be converted into an Olympic-sized pool.” Anyway, Michelle wore through a string of men, leaving each feeling dejected and defeated.

Said Michelle, “I know I’m lucky to have so many orgasms when there are women who have never had one. But the condition has ruined my love life.”

Preach it sister. She’s finally found a man that will make love to her ten times a day, Andrew Carr.

What’s this mean? It’s a slow news day. That’s what it means.