Watch Crazy Tila Tequila Strip

By Mark Lorenz on November 19th, 2009

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Seriously. Guess how cray cray she is. Because you probably will underestimate. Other than looking like Gizmo the gremlin and having a two-show stint on MTV? Other than being the queen of a now dead social network website, spurned onto the grave by Rupert Murdoch? You’re wrong. Anything you guess is wrong. Cause she just pulled a gun on a webcam.

A gun on a webcam. I’d say that normally isn’t what people pull on a webcam, but normally people just pull attention whoring stunts. To prove that she’s the queen of attention whores, though, Tila went ALL OUT. AWWW YEAH. She got a livestream, stripped naked, and ranted. Those are the best kinds of rants. The naked ones.

I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army. People call me an attention whore .. or whatever … but excuse me I’m a grown ass woman and I’m confident in myself …I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing … that’s why I’m a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.

Stop trying to convince people you’re gay, Tila. You’re not gay. You’re an attention whore. To further drive the point home that she is an attention whore, she removes a tampon, masturbates, and talks about how clean she is.

You gotta love crazy. A wise man told me about crazy women, “You can f*ck the crazy, but that crazy gon’ f*ck you right back.”

Watch it here.