Lately, a number of weird PSAs condemning domestic violence have hit the airwaves and monitors of people across the nation. One of them was Keira Knightley being beaten up after reading a script, which is weird, because I’m sure no matter how violent the PSA, someone is probably masturbating to it right now. But “Hit The Bitch” probably is the most confusing of the bunch.
Maybe it’s just the environment of Denmark where everything is purported to be more peaceful, but the website, which can be found here, is stylized like a video game. And not an incredibly complicated video game either. It’s a game where the entire purpose is revealed in the name. You must Hit The Bitch. Unfortunately, the game is too straightforward. There are no hidden levels, or dungeons. No secret bitches to hit. You can either use your web-cam or your mouse to drag a large hand across a woman’s face. Depending on how hard you hit her, you lose points off of your pussy meter and gain them on your gangsta meter. Also, her face gets covered in bruises and she curses at you, I assume, in Danish. Eventually once your gangsta meter is full, the woman falls on the floor, crying, and you are reprimanded in Danish, and called an idiot.
All in all, I learned nothing from the experience, except you can literally find anything on the internet. Even an anti-violence PSA where you get to hit women.
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VoR
November 19th, 2009 - 2:01:18 PM
Why do you think a Danish website is located in the Netherlands? And why would do you assume any speech coming from it is in Dutch?